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  • Rappin’ Vince with Slap Chop - Best Video EVAR!

    By HeavyB | April 30, 2009

    Best.  Video.  EVAR!

    Watch this. “You’re gonna love my nuts.”

    I’m gonna be playing this on a loop all day, I can feel it.

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    A Weekend of Fun and Tight Jeans

    By HeavyB | April 27, 2009

    Hey everyone!

    A very fun and productive weekend here at VNN.  Audrey and got to touch base with some old friends, and had a lot of entertainment for free here in Vegas.  Always…..a good thing.

    Not only that, we got a bunch of new content shot that you’re going to see in the next few weeks on the new sites we’re about to open.  Can’t tell you exactly what we’ve got in the hopper, but this picture might give you a not so subtle hint:

    Adorable Audrey and Selena Swallows in Sexy Tight Jeans

    See, I told you it wasn’t very subtle.  Audrey and Selena Swallows are most definitely having fun in these sexy tight jeans, wouldn’t you say?

    Anyway, back to work.  More hot stuff coming soon!

    HeavyB out….

    Topics: Chicks in Jeans, Porn Talk, Your Cock Will Thank You | No Comments »

    Harrison Ford wants his family back

    By HeavyB | March 24, 2009

    Hey everyone!

    I know it’s been quiet around here, but I’ve been a wee bit under the weather.  I’m finally back on the horse and ready to roll….thanks to the miracles of modern dentistry.  *lol*

    Anyway, will have some new updates coming for you this week, so keep your eyes peeled.

    In the meantime, here’s something hilarious I spotted on the You Tubes today.  I’ve always been a big Harrison Ford fan, and really love most of his movies.  But I guess there’s one thing I never noticed…how badly he wants his family back.  This cracked me up….!  Don’t believe me?  Take a look for yourself.  Don’t you wish you were this persistant?

    Wow…if I had that much energy concentrated on one thing, I’d be a trillionaire.

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    Blogging from the iPhone!

    By HeavyB | March 1, 2009

    Hey everyone! Just a quickie here to test out iPhone blogging. Talk about cool! Guess we are going to find a use for this, eh?

    Keep an eye out for mobile blogging from Vegas and environs!!

    Here’s a pic of Audrey enjoying her meal last night.

    Later!

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    The Price of your Porn

    By HeavyB | February 26, 2009

    When considering the cost of making a porn movie, or in the case of most of us in the industry, a simple scene, you never really think about the fact that they still do make BIG budget porn.

    I came across this list over at Ask Men and thought it was kinda interesting to see.  This list only goes in order of price, not quality, and having only seen a couple on the list, I think I’ve got a new project.

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    Here’s the full list, with budgets:

    No.10 - Conquest

    Budget: $150,000 (1997)

    No.9 - Flashpoint X

    Budget: $220,000 (1998)

    No.8 - Manhunters

    Budget: $250,000 (2006)

    No.7 - Operation Desert Stormy

    Budget: $250,000 (2007)

    No.6 - Upload

    Budget: $350,000 (2007)

    No.5 - Fashionistas

    Budget: $500,000 (2002)

    No.4 - Pirates

    Budget: $1 million (2005)

    No.3 - Uninhibited

    Budget: $1.2 Million (1995)

    No.2 - Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge

    Budget: $8 million

    No.1 - Caligula

    Budget: $17.5 million (1979)

    Click the pic to check out the details or just go here to the original post.

    Later!

    -HeavyB

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    Daisy is truly Darling!

    By HeavyB | February 22, 2009

    Greetings everyone!

    Meet Daisy Darling…this hot little number is making her debut on Audrey’s Leg Tease today, and this is one girl who’s ass you don’t wanna miss.  She’s a dancer and has been doing nothing but working on her sexy thighs and ass for her entire life….and I’m the lucky guy who gets to take these yummy pictures of it!  Check this out:

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    Nice huh?  Lots more where that came from, as well as tons of shots of these cute little black dance tights…see the shine!

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    See a whole lot more of Daisy over at Audrey’s Leg Tease right now. We have a lot more of her to come so keep your eyes peeled and your cock at the ready.  LOL

    Till next time, enjoy

    -HeavyB

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    Playboy Club Recovery

    By HeavyB | February 21, 2009

    Hey everyone…just recovering from a night out on the town here in Las Vegas!  Spent our evening at the Playboy club, which is an awesome place to hang.  Not as snooty as people seem to think, nor really out of anyone’s price range.  One of the best parts about it is the fact that they have fairly good paytables on $.25 Video Poker at the bar, and they ONLY comp top shelf liquor.  It’s really the only way to drink at this place, when cocktails can easily run 12-20 bucks.  Much better to play for your drinks.  Tip well and they keep them coming!

    Here’s a few photos of our night out…As you can see, Audrey’s having fun and the girls at the bar are SMOKIN’ hot bunnies!

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    Have I mentioned lately I love living in Vegas?

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    Strapon Camshow with Audrey and Selena

    By HeavyB | February 20, 2009

    Wow…talk about a hot update!  Am I the luckiest guy in the world or WHAT??  We shot this video last week during a live CamZ show with our friend Selena Swallows from SelenaSwallows.Com.  Talk about a girl who really gets into it!  Here’s a short clip of Audrey getting down on her knees and giving a blowjob to Selena’s nice hard pink cock.

    Audrey Sucks Selena's Big Pink Cock

    Audrey Sucks Selena’s Big Pink Cock!  Click on the picture above to see the clip.

    The movie is full-sized and is almost a full half hour long! Lots of great fucking and sucking going on in this one.  Head on over to AdorableAudrey.Com to see the whole thing.  This is one you don’t wanna miss!

    Till next time, HeavyB OUT!

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    Porn Movie Flowchart

    By HeavyB | February 19, 2009

    Here’s a hilarious flow chart posted by the guys over at holytaco.com
    that really nails down the true progression of almost every porn movie.

    Porn Flow Chart

    I think I’m going to start using this for every scene I write from now on.  :-)

    Enjoy!

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    Bathtime With Audrey

    By HeavyB | October 1, 2007

    Audrey’s got a new “naked in the bathtub” update on her site. Awesome stuff, if I do say so my own self. :-)

    Check out the hot homemade porn we got here:

    Homemade Porn from Audrey - Naked in the Tub

    Now THAT’S an ass to die for. Check out all the pics over at Adorable Audrey’s Homemade Porn site.

    Enjoy, folks!

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