That Porn Guy

Audrey’s got a new “naked in the bathtub” update on her site. Awesome stuff, if I do say so my own self.

Check out the hot homemade porn we got here:

Now THAT’S an ass to die for. Check out all the pics over at Adorable Audrey’s Homemade Porn site.

Enjoy, folks!

Well you guys know me…I loves me some hot chicks in jeans!!! Nobody in Sin City is hotter than the girls of Hogs and Heifers! This place is a jeans lovers paradise. Their standard uniform is a bikini top and tight jeans, and one of their mottos is “No Wine and No Fuckin’ Whining”.

Can’t get any better than that my friends.

Here’s a short video of the girls dancing on the bar last Wednesday night on our recent drunken stumble into the bar. Check this place out…it’s a helluva lot of fun!

Hogs and Heifers is at 207 N. Third Street between Steward and Ogden, right underneath the currently shuttered Lady Luck.

Well…the waiting is over.

It appears that the reunited Van Halen with Diamond Dave in tow will, in fact, be playing Vegas after all! Looks like they are set to play Friday December 28th and Sunday December 30th the MGM Grand’s Garden Arena. Tickets go on sale Oct. 6th, which is a Saturday, at 10AM.

Wow…I would kill to see this show. I’m an old school VH fan, and have seen shows with both major incarnations of the band. It’s a toss up for me which of the two I like better, seeing as how Sammy and Dave are so completely different…but this reunion has been long in coming. Guess I’ll have to get to bed early on the 5th.

Here’s some rehearsal footage of the boys getting ready for the tour.

Well…personally I always thought it was bound to happen. However, there are people who have lived in Las Vegas for years who’ve said they’ve never gotten a Royal Flush in video poker. It happened for Audrey and I last week when we were out carousing downtown Vegas. We had just gotten free tickets to a show, and were playing our usual $20 to get free drinks gambling budget, when on her third hand she hit it!

A good time was had by all. Here’s a couple pictures to document the occassion.

Here’s Audrey beaming with pride!

Here’s a better look at the actual Royal Flush.

And here we are…proud parents of a brand new, bouncing baby wad of cash!

As a side note, we went back again a few nights later and the bar was packed…but as we walked over these same two machines opened up again and the bartender even commented by asking us if it was the same two machines we won on the other night. Those machines love us…we both doubled our money and of course got more free drinks.

Till next time…

HeavyB out

Hey everyone. HeavyB here letting you all know we’ve started working on a bunch of new things over here at Pr0n Central. The first of which is our new blog over at Very Naughty Feet. It’s been up and running for a while and everyone seems to be having a good time. You can take a direct look at some of the videos we’ve been making over at our Very Naughty Feet Clip Store as well. We have a bunch of new girls helping us out these projects and here’s a couple sample pics of what’s going on:

First, here’s a look at cute little Sohpie’s pretty toes:

And here’s the lovely Afton worshipping our girl Audrey’s feet:

Hope you guys enjoy! More coming soon….stay tuned!

-HeavyB

Well, folks….the porn express has arrived. We are now fully moved in and relocated to the desert! The new place we’ve moved into is FAN-fucking-TASTIC. Complete with a private pool, and fully wired for the ‘net. Now all we need is the naked chicks to start coming by and getting their pictures taken, right? Well, that’s moving forward as well, and we have lots of great content on the horizon.

Stay tuned…the best is yet to come!

- HeavyB

Well, folks…big news over here at Pr0n Central! As many of our friends and fans are aware, we are moving our headquarters to the one place in the world it truly belongs….

LAS VEGAS, BABY!!!!

This is the reason for the dearth of posts here on this blog, and for the delay in launching our two new sites. We’ve been shoring up our resources for the Great Porn Shift, and we are hitting the road this Saturday. We should be settled into our new digs by the middle of next week, and ready to roll.

We’ve found that Chicago has just been way too conservative for our tastes, and since neither of us hail from this region originally, there’s not a lot to tie us to the area, save for the great friends we’ve made in our 8 years here. Not to sound like a simpering baby, but it’s a bittersweet move for us. We’ll miss our friends and colleagues, but we think this is the best move to make the most of our business opportunities.

So with that said, we look forward to giving our fans more of what they deserve…and they deserve great things.

We promise to deliver.

See you all in Vegas, babies!

HeavyB

Hey folks!

Things are on a roll here at Pr0n Central, as we’ve just been trying to crank out the content the last few days. Yesterday was a full day for us, as we shot several sets here at home, plus we went out to a little town way out on the outskirts of Chicago to a friend’s restaurant to take photos for Audrey’s site. Got some GREAT stuff, let me tell you. Although, our friend was a little nervous because of all the big windows with people driving by, even at midnight, catching a glimpse of Audrey in various states of undress!

I’ll post a sample or two later today so you can see what naughtiness we were up to.

Thanks for stopping by! - HeavyB

Thought I would put a shout out to anyone in the Chicagoland area who might want, or know someone who might want to pose for us for some upcoming projects! We’re looking for girls from 18-35, who look hot in jeans or, as kind of a new twist, have that kind of “nerdy thing” going on in a majorly hot way! All this is paid work, so feel free to drop us a line if you want to join us for some fun!

Drop me a line at heavyb @ verynaughtythings . com if you’re interested.

Greetings everyone!

I realized that I hadn’t announced our new affiliate program here to promote all of our sites, beginning with Adorable Audrey!

Head on over and check out Very Naughty Cash today! We’ve tried very hard to give as many tools as possible to our affiliates by going the extra mile for them. Often, an independent company will offer very little in the way of promotional tools to their affiliates…but not us, boy!!! Tons of stuff available over there, so join us in promoting our stuff.

By all means…support indie porn today! It’ll make you feel good about yourself…and your cock will thanks you.

Later!!

HeavyB